Funny Christmas Messages: Christmas is a time for family and friends, but sometimes it can be a time of stress and sadness. There are many ways to get through this busy season, one way is by sending funny Christmas cards to friends and family. If you’re stuck in a rut with what to write on your own card then here are some great examples that will give you inspiration!
Conclusion: The holidays can be tough on everyone so giving out funny Christmas cards is just another way we can spread the cheer!
Funny Christmas Messages, Wishes
We all love to send funny Christmas messages. We want our friends and family to laugh, smile, and enjoy their holiday season. Here are some of the best funny Christmas messages you’ll find anywhere! Merry Christmas!
Dear God, I wanted to go green this Christmas. Please understand my meaning and present me with a lot of money this Christmas. Thank you very much!
Christmas is a time for love and spirituality. So let us all drink the spirit of love to experience it; Happy holidays as well!
I don’t get it. Why do people like to call Mary “Christmas?” Isn’t it Jesus’ birthday? We should say, “Jesus Christ.”
I told Santa that you’d been great this year, and he agreed. I said it was just a lack of opportunity for him. Wishing you a wonderful Christmas!
Christmas is not just for prayer and worship. But it’s also a time to celebrate and have fun. Merry Christmas to you!
It’s a time to think about family and try to figure out everyone’s measurements! Have a wonderful Xmas!
Santa was staring at a painting of a nude woman with leaves draped over her for quite some time. When asked what she was doing, she answered: “I’m waiting for autumn.”
I wrapped your Christmas present in a paper with the words “Happy Birthday.” So I wrote “to Jesus” on it. Happy Holidays!
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, and a kiss isn’t worth much unless it’s with tongues. So open your mouth and close your eyes while you give your tongue some exercise! It’s Christmas, so have a wonderful holiday season!
At least six or seven times more enjoyable than anywhere else, Christmas at my house is always at least twice as nice. We begin drinking early. And while the rest of the world only sees one Santa Claus, we’ll have a total of six or seven on our hands.
I believe that Santa should employ giants rather than elves in order to speed up the production of presents. Have a nice Christmas, everyone!
Don’t try to borrow any money from elves; they’re always a little short! Have a happy holiday!
Santa, if you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I swear to give you the antidote for those poisoned cookies you just ate. Thank you very much.
You’re my everything for Christmas, and I’m yours. But I’d also want a new credit card!
Over there, it’s the old grumpy guy and his dim-witted reindeer! We’ve come to spread holiday joy and wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year!
Santa left batteries under the tree with a note that said, “Due to budget constraints, toys are not included.”
The four stages of life are: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You do not believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You resemble Santa Claus.
Is it true that Santa is so preoccupied that he can’t find the time to groom himself? I believe he should clean his beard.
I’ve kept some photographs in my house, so come here instead of at Church to drink and pray. And there will be no more tedious priest’s speech for you this Christmas or the next New Year! Merry Christmas and happy new year to everyone!
Everyone knows that the most essential aspect of Christmas is spending time with family you rarely get to see. Then you’ve got an excuse to ignore them for the rest of the year.
Funny Christmas Messages for Freinds
If I forget to bring you a gift, please keep your doors open for me. Santa will most certainly arrive with a box of chocolates. Happy Holidays!
You’re not old enough to go clubbing with your pals. Pray for presents from Santa or that we may go on a date this Christmas. Cutie, merry Christmas!
Enjoy your holidays and feel the magic of Christmas this year. Watch as money vanishes from my account, causing me to lose my sanity. Mery Christmas!
It’s not acceptable to wish for a fat bearded guy to come to my room at night. I’d rather wish you were in a red gown than you. Happy Christmas!
Santa asked me what I desired for Christmas! “Your name,” I informed him, and he replied, “You’re already in my heart!” Thank you very much. It was a delightful experience to spend it with both of you. Merry Christmas!).
I don’t have any cash to give you on Christmas, but I’m sure you can understand that I’m always ready to spend time with you this Christmas! I treasure you!
Except for You and Santa, everything becomes weary. My dear, I wish you a joyous Christmas. Wishing you the happiest of Christmases on your trip this season!
Funny Christmas Messages for Wife
Don’t remove the Christmas decorations yet; by the time we take them down, it’s time to put them up again. …Merry Christmas to you.
At Christmas, I want to express my love for you, my dear wife. My lovely lady, have a wonderful holiday season with your family and friends!
I cannot adequately express how much I adore, respect, and love you in words. My dearest wishes for you is a joyous Christmas celebration.
Funny Christmas Messages for Girlfriend
It’s the most wonderful time of year when the fun and parties are in full swing, and your credit card bills have not yet arrived.
I see Santa Claus in you, who may give me the greatest gifts and squeeze me tightly to wish me a Merry Christmas… My sweetheart, have a lovely holiday season.
I don’t believe I’ll need any Christmas presents this year, because I have the greatest present of all: you my dear husband… Wishes for the most beautiful and charming guy I know… Merry Christmas to the nicest and cutest guy I’ve ever known.
Funny Christmas Text Messages for Boss
I’m not sure how Santa celebrates Christmas. He works day and night on Christmas, then sleeps all year round. “Merry Christmas, boss!”
Over the years, we’ve had some great laughs with our family and friends as they try to figure out what kind of gift would be perfect for us. That’s why we love these funny Christmas messages so much. We hope you enjoy them too! If there is a message that really tickled your fancy, please feel free to tweet it out or share it on Facebook so others can also see how genius they are.